Death by Cookie Fragmentation

This message is inspired by two friends named Don and Ashley.

Is such a thing possible? If we put cookie dough in a grenade instead, does that mean that we could possibly have stumbled on a way to bake cookies with Human incubation? Perhaps Human bodies are like little ovens. The body would absorb all of the heat from the impact, of course. The cookie dough would rise and cook on the inside, and when people collect the remains of their fallen warriors, at least they will know that cookies can be salvaged. Everyone loves cookies.

And if the world loves cookies, we could offer cookies for peace--we could craft a world of cookies. Where cookies can be traded as currency, and the richest men and women of society are bakers with their own unique style. Wasting or eating too many cookies at once--which can also be considered wasting cookies--can result in death. Hording too many cookies instead of eating them can be considered an act of conspiracy, as all cookies should be eaten in their own time~!

It will be a lovely world. I will shape it. Join me.

We have cookies.

I think we've stumbled onto a great idea here, Don. Alert the Government.